The Imposter

[Foo]

The convenience store I frequent sells these little stars for $1.00 that you can write your name on and hang on the wall by the register. The dollar goes to some charity for retarded kids or something like that, and the paper star is a way of recognizing your contribution.

So, anyway, I have been buying these stars and putting names that have sexual connotation (I figure kids have to learn this stuff sooner or later, right?). After a few days, it appears I started a trend of sorts. The problem is the copycats come up with stupid, old names like "Ben Dover".

I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but I believe my names such as "Hairy Cockenballs" and "Phil Anderer" are just plain better. I know my names aren't exactly original, but aren't "Ben Dover" and "I.P. Freely" a little hack-ish? If the person was going to jump on the bandwagon, shouldn't he bring something more to the table?

[ISUsycamore81]

I completely agree. It looks like these guys are getting their material from old Simpsons episodes.

[eminem4569]

My name would be Asian Orangatan Monkey Whore.

[Foo]

That is nice, Em. Although, Xtine might be offended by making the monkey whore Asian.

How about a Full Metal Jacket reference: Mary Jane Rottencrotch

[Marco_Beltrami]

LMAO what a great idea Foo! Thats hilarious, I never thought of something so great to waste my money on. And yes the "Ben Dover" is pathetic. What about "Jack Mehoff" and "Phil Myazz" and "Sukhdeep Dikk" (but you'd have to be pakistani to pull that one off at the til without some eyebrow raisings

[Foo]

Marco_Beltrami said:

LMAO what a great idea Foo! Thats hilarious, I never thought of something so great to waste my money on. And yes the "Ben Dover" is pathetic. What about "Jack Mehoff" and "Phil Myazz" and "Sukhdeep Dikk" (but you'd have to be pakistani to pull that one off at the til without some eyebrow raisings

I forgot about "Jack Mehoff". That will definately go up on the wall. I already have two "Phils", "Anderer" and "McCracken".